There is much excitement and buzz around the new Harry Potter movie. I still don’t know who Harry Potter is therefore I can say with confidence I am not a Harry Potter Geek.
Im rather clueless when it comes to Harry’s life. I have no idea that his parents were killed by Lord Voldemort when Harry was a baby and is the one who zapped Voldemorts power. I don’t know that is how Harry got his scar.
Look, I have no idea about his two side kicks Hermione Granger or Ron Weasley. Who really knows that Hermione’s parents are muggles, or that Ron’s father works for the Ministry of Magic?
What is this Hogwarts? What person in their right mind knows that it is a school for wizards whose headmaster is Dumbledore? Does anybody really know who Hagrid is, or that he loves animals and cries a lot? Not me.
I don’t know a thing about basilisk, whomping willows, flying cars, horcruxes, platform 9 and ¾, triwizard tournament, Dolores Umbridge, Death Eaters, Quidditch, Professor Snape, Malfoy, or Hogsmeade.
As you can see I have no clue what this Harry Potter is about, but I guess I’ll go see the movie with pooh. Maybe I’ll learn something then.
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